WANTED: Lacy Keane (Apology Edition)

For crimes of speaking too much truth and causing mild discomfort in fragile egos.

This vintage-style tee features a bold silhouette of the elusive Lacy Keane—public enemy of liars, gaslighters, and beige bureaucracy.

Reward: One public apology and a decent council vote.

Soft cotton. Sharp message. Guaranteed to raise eyebrows in town halls and tea rooms alike.

Limited stock. Justice never goes out of fashion.