🐝 RETURNS & EXCHANGES POLICY

(a.k.a. What to do if your shirt fits like a conspiracy theory: too tight and a little uncomfortable)

We want you to love your gear—and not just because it confuses local councillors. If your item isn’t quite right, here’s how we handle returns:

✅ Eligible for Return:

• Unworn, unwashed items in original condition
• Returned within 30 days of purchase
• You’ve double-checked it’s not covered in protest glitter or interpretive hummus

❌ Not Eligible:

• Sale or clearance items (they’re already emotionally discounted)
• Custom items (unless defective)
• Items worn to a council meeting during a public outburst (badge of honour, not refundable)

💌 How to Request a Return:

Email us at [your email address] with:

• Your order number
• What you’d like to return/exchange
• Optional: your most iconic moment while wearing it

We’ll send return instructions and let you know where to send your item. Return shipping is at your cost unless the item is faulty.

📦 Exchanges

Want a different size or style? We can do that—just let us know when you email us. We’ll ship your replacement once we receive the original item back.

🐝 Refunds

Once your return is received and approved, refunds are processed to the original payment method. Please allow 5–10 business days for it to show up (the banks move slower than local planning approvals).

Questions?

Shirt too powerful?

Legal threat received from an elected official?

We’ve heard it all. Reach out anytime at [email address].

#ReturnTheShirtNotTheLore

#WeDon’tAcceptReturnsFromBigRob