Grifter Repellent – Room Spray for Public Meetings

Finally, a spray that clears the air and the agenda. Grifter Repellent is your go-to for those sticky moments when the vibe turns slimy, the promises get slippery, or someone starts talking about “common sense” with no receipts.

• Infused with citrus, clove, and a dash of community outrage

• Repels ego, hot air, and unsolicited TED talks

• Use liberally in meeting rooms, inboxes, or near suspicious spreadsheets

Shake well. Spray with discernment. Retreat with dignity.

Proudly handmade in Lismore, where even our air freshener holds local government accountable.