Goonsbane Soap – Cleans Hands and Reputations

Crafted for the chaos of modern civic life, Goonsbane Soap is your first line of defence against slime, spin, and reputational sludge. With eucalyptus to cut through BS, lavender to soothe post-meeting trauma, and a faint aura of melancholy—it’s the soap Lismore didn’t know it needed.

• *Hand-poured and rebellious by nature
• *Vegan, cruelty-free, and council-goon approved
• *Cleans hands, clears conscience, and maybe wards off toxic alliances

Lather with intent. Rinse with righteous satisfaction.